Practice Report: Injury Roll Call

The Butts-Mehre coffee machine in the break room is very, very nice. We’re talking an assortment of coffee types, several different kinds of teas, as well as an option for hot chocolate. Next to it, a slew of creams, sugars, whatever you want to doll up your coffee. 

The only thing that’s wrong is that the cups provided are tiny little eight-ounce styrofoam cups. That’s like half the amount of coffee needed to get Dylan where he needs to go.