Cabin fever

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dawgpostsucks
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Be careful because people are going crazy from being in lockdown!

Actually I just discussed this with the microwave and toaster we agreed that things are getting bad.

I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything, and certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant.

In the end though, the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing. The vacuum was very unsympathetic... told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over!

The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion, and didn't say anything but the door knob told me to get a grip.

The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to pull myself together.
Gasdawg
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My bed told me I should just sleep on it.
Bulldawg1
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The window told me to look at things from his point of view, to see the inside and outside perspectives.

The tub reminded me that my opinions don't hold a lot of water.

JudgeLarryDawg
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Cabin fever has set in here too. Excellent humor. Thank you.
Lamar
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1949dawg
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My lamp said every situation will get better when you just shine a little more light on it.
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